Faithful Reportedly Still Faithful, Study Finds
Researchers describe the finding as 'expected' and 'the entire premise of the name.'
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49ers Confirm They Will Simply Continue Being Fine, Actually
Front office declines to specify how, citing a strict policy of not overexplaining things that already work.
Local Bar Confirms It Has Shown Every Single Montana Highlight At Least Once This Month
Bartender says it's 'just what happens' when the game gets slow.
Santa Clara Weather Described As 'Perfect For Football,' Same As Every Other Week
Meteorologists confirm this has now been true for eleven consecutive Sundays.
Anonymous Executive Says 49ers Are 'Definitely In On Everybody,' As Is Tradition
The statement is issued on a schedule so reliable some fans have set calendar reminders.
Shanahan Praises Play Call He Himself Made, Calls It 'A Good One'
He confirmed this assessment holds regardless of the outcome of the play.
Rookie Surprised By Level Of Fan Interest In A Wednesday Walkthrough
Thirty reporters attended. Four asked about his diet.
